Cat haiku part 2

More Haiku from Belle:
:) Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams.
My claws aren't that sharp.
(oh yes they are, and so are your teeth! (comment from your cat-mom))
:) You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
:) My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours, largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
:) Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One Star; service: None.
:) Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.