Monday, March 03, 2008

11 Rules of life (directed to "entitled" young people)

A friend of mine was discussing this with me this morning and I wanted to look it up because the advice sounded really good for those younger folks (and some older) that seem to think the world should hand things to them that their parents have had to work for. Turns out that Bill Gates didn't write it, it was from an earlier book and the email that was circulating on the internet that attributes the whole thing to Gates was false (I don't pass along urban legend emails and I generally try to let those that do know that they are false so they won't pass them along as truth either)...but the information and advice in the speech is good information for kids starting out in this world. Here's a look at that email that was circulating on the internet:

(Oh, and you can verify the emails you get at www.snopes.com, or at www.truthorfiction.com)

----------Whether you like Bill Gates or not...this is pretty
cool. Here's some advice Bill Gates recently dished out
at a high school speech about 11 things they did not
learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,
politically correct teaching has created a full
generation of kids with no concept of reality and how
this concept sets them up for failure in the real
world.

RULE 1
Life is not fair - get used to it.

RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car and phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity.

RULE 6
If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.


RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and losers,but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

1 comment:

Tama said...

Excellent!! I will have to have my teenage daughter read this. It's is so easy to see why we have so many problems with the youth today. And the school's are making it worse!